Also on the subject of hypertrophied parental instincts, the Graneledone boreopacifica octopus broods her eggs for 4.5 years.
I don't know anything about the tsar bomba.
Octopus give me the collywobbles!
Collywobbles are forbidden, as clearly stated in the 1973 Ouagadougou yellow pages. When apprehended, you will be penalised by means of decapitation. It's the shits an octopus should give you in fact, I've secured this information during an archeological expedition into my basement, where I decyphered it from an enigmatic pattern that I, before reaching clarity on the matter, mistook for a stain on the surface of a moldy mattress.